discovered nudist detects the timer driven outside lights didn’t go on because I had forgotten to reset it.
Hmm, timer is outside in front of the house in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de http://skinnudist.com . Hmmmmmmm, quick look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their own back yard, and the other neighbors we do not speak to…heck with it. It is right outside the door, NO ONE is around I Will just step outside real quickly, alter the timer and no damage done right? Right.
Open door, step though, shut door because inside lights are on and I actually don’t want to supply a detailed shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyhow) neighbors. Adjust timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Amazing. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…invent swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.
Immediately look around while attempting to recall if we really purchased the spare key and had the presence of mind to set in outside somewhere for similar, but clothed emergencies. NOPE! Still on the counter. Excellent. Quick mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I dwelt on the corner of the cul-de-sac?) to far to walk, garage car door shut but for some reason, walk thru is broken open.
The garage door is open. http://rudenudist.net . I’ll just quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive up in the van AND my neighbors around the way who live in their own back yard walk by on the pavement by using their dog.
Amazing. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
Nobility isn’t a birthright, it is explained by one’s actions.